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You ready?
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10 minutes to go...
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So... how do you wanna do this? You wanna spoon or-
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You want to lay face to face. I think that's the only sensible option at a time like this.
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I want to look at your face too.
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[Hum]
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A little close, don't you think champ?
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[Taken back] It's a joke baby... I'm sorry. It's the wrong time to make jokes, that was stupid. I'm sorry sweetheart.
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Actually, I'm not, this is the last time I can make stupid jokes and you are just going to have to lay there and deal with it.
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Cause I know you love them really, just like I know you love me.
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I see your dorky little smile and blush when I make them. You can deny it all you want. But you looooovvvveeee them, just like you loooovvveee me.
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'Go away' [Mockingly] You wound me. Truly. You would be lost if I did, and excuse the irony but the end of the world couldn't keep me from you.
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And it hasn't, if an apocalypse couldn't keep from being with you when that timer runs out, you have no chance of getting me to go away.
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You see I quite love you and I get quite attached to the things I love.
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I know, you aren't a thing but you are mine. It would kill me to be anywhere else. Really, it's gonna kill everyone else too!
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You are so beautiful, they are just dying to get here.
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Okay! I'll stop, I promise.
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I promise.
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There you are, beautiful. Hi… Gorgeous.
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I’m so fucking lucky, you know that?
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It’s the end of the world, and I would’ve never imagined spending it with the most beautiful person I never met.
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If you went back in time and told twelve year old me this is how it’s all gonna end. I would call you a liar, mostly because I was an angry twelve year old. But also, you are way more than I deserve.
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And… At the same time… I'm kinda pissed. I wanted to give you everything you deserve.
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That house we talked about with the white brick and the pink door to match the pink pansies in the window box, the two cats, the plant filled rooms.
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I feel so robbed of the life I want with you. The life you deserve. I just wanted to give you everything I could.
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I guess, this will have to do. Just you and me in bed waiting for our time to be up. I knew it would one day, I didn't think this is how it would end.
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I thought… one of us would just go one day, when we were old and all dried up. Maybe just taking a nap on the sofa together. Kinda fucked up for the other to find you but sounds romantic as fuck right?
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You would be just as beautiful.
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No! Not dead!
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I mean, when you are old! And apparently even more grumpy than you are now- OW! Alright, I'll stop.
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What do you mean it doesn't matter anyway? Of course it does. Just because we are gonna die in a few minutes doesn't mean all that stuff doesn't matter.
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It matters how much I love you doesn't it?
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It matters that I wanted to be with you until we grew old together, right?
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It matters that I wanted to get married and have babies with you and watch them get married and have babies.
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I love you to death, it does matter.
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I will never walk away from you. And this stupid apocalypse, it makes sure if it.
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If it didn't matter, I wouldn't be lying in bed with you. You are the only one I want to die with.
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Your face is the last one I want to see. Your voice, your touch. It's you. It's always been you.
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I love you. The end of this… stupid world, it would never change that.
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And I wish we had more time, I wish we did more things together. Why did we wait to do anything? Why didn't we just do whatever we wanted?
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I wish I met you sooner, years ago. Maybe when we were kids. I'm so glad I met you though.
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Chances are almost impossible, you know that? For us to meet, to like each other, to keep our feelings? It's so crazy. Almost 8 billion people, the chance is such a small, miniscule fraction of a chance.
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But here we are. Together. I'm so lucky, cause the chance of you, of us, is smaller than winning the lottery.
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So I know… There is not a single place in the whole world I would rather be.